Hello epic world, my name is Darriann, 18 and I live up in Canada (ftw) I like to paint my nails all fancy, figure skate, Harry Potter <3 Sidney Crosby <3<3<3 and do fun artsie stuffs. I like to go on epic adventures and have tons of FUN! i'm addicted to music and love every thing but country, i really love the Beatles and Nirvana

 

before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later

when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body

Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.